Introduction

I want to introduce myself. I have a problem though since I do not know how. What is it that I should say? Perhaps I should simply start with my name? No, that wont do. A name is too simple and gives only a small bit of information, yet that information is vital. Isn't it? Perhaps I should inform you that I am not what I seem. This may confuse you about me. I'm really unsure where to start. First impressions are key and it seems I am to make a fool of myself, unable to make a simple introduction. You must think me dimwitted as I simply sit here and watch you while all of these things run through my head. I can't seem to string the words together in the proper order. Should I say hello and then my name? Or perhaps I should lead with my name and how I am at your service? Oh, the frustration this is causing! Such a dreadful headache. I must move quickly before you leave.
"Hello, good lady. I know that I am unfamiliar to you so I would like very much to introduce myself. I have been watching you from afar and I really must say that you meet every requirement needed. Let me then introduce myself to you. I am soon to be your husband, your protector, your end. None shall touch you for I am your shield. None shall save you for I am your captor. I am the one one you will look to until the light of life flees your pretty eyes. I am the one you will run to until you can run no longer. I am the one who will receive your every breath until you have no more. I suppose then that you may call me your death."